In the future, when humans are extinct and watermelons evolve into sentient beings capable of mastering fusion energy and interstellar travel, someone will find the Marugoto Tamachan-a portable watermelon cooler-and they will be as puzzled as we are.
Please, someone tell the Japanese that there are things that are better left untouched by technology. [Joybond (Japanese) via Crunchgear]
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