Crazily enough, the device you\’re looking at above — jaw solidly on the floor, we\’re sure — is real. As in, you should purchase one for you and yours. Up to now as we are able to tell, this here watermelon cart (priced at ¥19,950, or a whopping $231) serves to keep your voluptuous fruit cool when being transported from market to mouth, but everything beyond it truly is lost in translation. What\’s curious, however, is that this feels like a device created and sold exclusively in Japan. If we had to bet, though, we\’d say it was originally dreamed up by a farmer in eastern North Carolina — you know, the home of watermelon Cook-Out milkshakes, an official watermelon license plate and roads where chop-top school buses are usually used as watermelon hauling machines.
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