Syte Shirt Turns You Into a Fleshy iPad Kickstand [Paradigmshifts]

With 3.27m sold since launch, it\’s becoming increasingly clear: here is the iPad\’s world and we\’re just living in it. And what better option to announce your subservience on your tablet than letting it ride you’re keen on a human Segway.

The Syte Shirt, which officially launches tomorrow and will probably be on sale for $50, has a distinct plastic-screened zipper pocket for proudly displaying King Tablet.

Sure, you\’ll start by showing off some neat interactive app like Gravilux, hoping that a member of the fairer sex can be intrigued enough to present you a bit pinch-to-zoom action.

But before long, the iPad will start choosing its own apps. And then telling you where to head. And then, without you even realizing it, the iPad may have become the true brains of the operation and you\’ll just be the dumb vessel carrying it to and fro, a prisoner to your own body like Krang\’s man-mobile from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Then? That\’s once you jailbreak. [Syte Shirt]

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