Tape Up Your Box With Hinges [Tape]

Tape? You employ tape to tape up a box? Do you may have a death wish??

If you hadn\’t heard, tape is out, hinges are in. That\’s right, hinges have just made an incredible comeback. They are able to tape stuff up now. We all thought they\’d settled on doors, chests and other relics of a global once built upon wood and sweat and tobacco.

Then, BAM. Out of nowhere, hinges walk in to Scotch\’s party-Scotch hadn\’t planned on them showing up; the invite was out of courtesy. Scotch\’s mom was a chum of hinges\’ mom from back after they bonded in WWII because all supplies were pretty tight. But Scotch and hinges never talked. They traveled in numerous circles. Scotch was a playboy on a multi-decade, international bender. Hinges only ate out on weekends.

So back at the party, Scotch recovers from his shock that hinges showed up by nodding to his guests sympathetically, as if a three-legged mutt had scratched at his door and he had to do SOMETHING with it within the time between now and the time animal control arrived.

Hinges picks up on the polite condescension. And it\’s when Scotch hands him a drink that hinges takes the opportunity to lean in and say, in a confident voice just north of a whisper, \” I do tape now.\”

And with that, hinges drinks his martini in a single gulp, turns in a step and exits the party. As he walks out the door, the one weight on hinges\’ mind was that he\’d never tasted one of these fine gin. [Hinge Tape via Super Punch via boingboing]

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