130-MPH Dining Table Makes Anything Fast Food [Records]

Because we’re apparently running out of things to invent, a man named Perry Watkins has concocted a Queen Anne dining table that reached top speeds of 130mph in a up to date track test. No word on how the soufflé fared.

The (fully set) table has reportedly bested the previous record-holder within the furniture category, a sofa that in 2007 did a decent 92mph. What produced the pep? The underpinnings of a 1994 Reliant Scimitar Sabre and a demi-glace of nitrous oxide. It Watkins took a year to build in his garage. Next up: acclimating cheetahs to the fine art of waiting tables. [ Telegraph via Presurfer via Nerd Approved ]

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