It’s What May have Happened With Steve Jobs and His Ninja Stars [Apple]

Here’s a reconstruction of what allegedly happened when Steve Jobs was caught with shurikens at Kansai Airport. OK, it’s actually a reconstruction of ways we all imagined it. But even while Apple denied it, Steve could still be a ninja.

Let’s consider this again: Apple denied that Steve was caught with ninja stars at Kansai International Airport, Japan. Assuming that’s the fact-because we all know Apple never ever lies -they didn’t say he wasn’t a ninja. They said he wasn’t carrying ninja stars, that is actually a sign that he could be a real ninja, because a real ninja just isn’t caught alive along with his stars.

See?

I rest my case. [ NEXTTV ]

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