In this corner: The placement – Official App . Inside the opposite corner: MTV’s Spread Snooki . Which of these competing Jersey Shore apps deserves a fistpump, and that is a grenade?

Official Description Highlight

The placement :

GRENADE DODGER
Dodge grenades a bit like Mike – the game!

Spread Snooki :

Come on, spread some Snooki. You know you wish to…

Advantage: Spread Snooki

Feature Set

The Situation: a valid board populated with gems like ” I Knew She Was 18″ and ” Hey Girl.” a regular workout routine. A GTL Finder (in case you have to ask what it really is, you’re not ready for it). That Grenade Dodger game. And Message Mike, which allows you to send and receive messages with The location, or the intern paid to text like him.

Spread Snooki: Literally the best thing you can still do with it truly is add pictures of Snookie-and a number of captions-for your photos.

Advantage: The location

Beauty Shot App Icon

The Situation:


Spread Snookie:


Advantage: The Situation (by a signature)

App Store Comment Lowlight

The Situation:

find it irresistible *****
by grenadefreenation

i love it as much as i loooove jerseyshore n jerseyfy yourself app! good luck on dwts sitch

Spread Snooki:

Absolutely perfect lol *****
by papagood

I have NEVER wanted to ‘spread’ someone as much as snooki…

Advantage: Spread Snookie

Price

The location: $5 (seriously)

Spread Snooki: $1

Advantage: Spread Snooki

Sheer Ridiculousness

The Situation: The Situation’s app maybe more feature-packed-whenever you consider grenade dodging a feature and not unintentionally sad social commentary-nevertheless it’s also five freakin dollars. As much as I’d want to support Mike’s tanning bed and gym dues, there’s absolutely no way on this planet it is worth owning.

Spread Snooki: Feels like a disease.

Advantage: Spread Snooki

Winner

I’m tempted to claim that you would be able to’t go wrong here, since choosing Jersey Shore cast members is like choosing between children that I’m deeply ashamed of. But on the subject of bang on your buck, and supplying you with something you possibly can actually use-even just as a novelty-it’s an effortless call to make:

Get out of my dreams, Snooki, and into my phone.

Oh, who am I kidding, these are both abominations.

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