Grown Man Drives Girlfriend Off the Road For Taking His PlayStation Away [Road Rage]

That is Darren Suchon . And even at 42 years old, he doesn’t keep in mind that it’s wrong to drive your live-in girlfriend off the road just because she took your PlayStation away. Especially once you’re using her Porsche to do it.

Suchon is, as one might guess, unemployed, and apparently spends most of his day playing video games. Understandably frustrated with the location, Colleen Frable took Suchon’s console along with her to work last Friday. Which in turn prompted Suchon to follow Frable from their home to somewhere up Route 248, where he forced her car off the road and rear-ended her. Classy guy. And it gets better!

When he was initially confronted by the police after the chase, Suchon’s response was that he ” didn’t know what the large deal was.” In step with reports:

He told police, ” I just wanted the game, I might never hurt her. I just wanted the game.”

He’ll probably ought to perform a little better than that after his court date comes up; Suchon’s been charged with simple assault, reckless endangerment, harassment, disorderly conduct, reckless driving and driving with a suspended or revoked license. So assuming he doesn’t give you the $25,000 in bail money any time soon, he’s likely bleeped his last bloop for quite it slow.

No word on what PlayStation it was, but if it was a PSP they must seriously consider life without parole. [ TMC via Geekologie ]

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