Who has time to observe a complete viral video anymore? Between Tweeting, drinking Mountain Dew, and doing backflips, our attention spans are shorter than ever. So UGO curated 50 of the correct viral videos under a half minute long. Enjoy:
50. NASA High Five Denied
We’re launching people into space, dude. I don’t have time for a high five.
49. Dog Milks Goat
In olden times, everybody had to assist out around the farm. No matter if you were wearing your best clothes.
48. Giant Ape Flips Off Helicopter
After punching it into a cliff face, in fact.
47. TV Faceplant
This wacky stunt didn’t workout quite in addition as intended. Maybe they needed more grease.
46. Gym Accident
Setting this to ” Let’s Get Physical” makes it, individually.
45. World’s Second Hardest Skateboard Trick
I’d wish to see you pull this off, buddy.
44. Barack Obama’s Two Dads
ABC’s Terry Moran maybe must take a refresher course on where babies come from.
43. Mountain Bike Stairs Fail
Give this guy props for having the center to take a look at something so stupid inside the first place.
42. Robocop – Bitches Leave
Whenever you don’t have time to look at the total greatest movie of all time, maybe seven seconds will do.
41. Tyson Fury Punches Himself Within the Face
Glorious slow-motion multiple angle view of this guy owning himself inside the ring.
40. Breakdance Cat
You need to wait your turn to bust a move, in any other case stuff like this happens.
39. Dramatic Prairie Dog
This little guy became quite the web sensation a couple of years ago. Then somebody ate him.
38. Special Forces Survival Shovel
Fifteen seconds of a dude with a mustache hitting a piece of beef with a shovel.
37. The BBQ’r
It is a mistake almost about anybody could make. Okay, maybe not anybody.
36. Boise State Cowbell Girl
More cowbell! And more feeling behind it!
35. Volkswagen T3 Crash Test
So don’t crash this kind of. Or in case you do, you’ll want to’re riding within the trunk, where it’s safe.
34. Eh Marine!
Six seconds of absolute perfection. Three words, one slap, and a goofy thumbs-up. The apotheosis of the viral video.
33. Fatty Bump Fires A Beretta
What he lacks in dodging power he makes up for in shots fired.
32. Colin’s Bear Animation
Boy, that art school tuition was money well spent. Big ups, Colin.
31. Drag Racing School Bus
If I may have ridden to university in this type of, I might have gone to high school.
30. More often than not Everywhere, It’s Gonna Be Hot
This weatherman is one of the best dude to ever wave at pictures of clouds.
29. Girl Pukes On Plane
Gravity may be Man’s (and lady’s) greatest enemy. Not for the weak of stomach.
28. Soccer Karma
It’s rare that the wheel of Karma turns so quickly. One bitchy move by a goalie = one scored goal in lower than ten seconds.
27. Burger King Drunk Fail
A yob tries to smash out a Burger King window and gets a bit of taste of karma for his troubles.
26. Japanese Man Slo-Mo Car Hit
This guy thinks he’s getting away with something awesome, only to get brutally owned.
25. German Weightlifting Accident
Love the high-pitched ” Mama!” when the sheez goes down.
24. Tips to Undress In Two Seconds
Japan: where they have got everything right down to a science.
23. Motorcycle Jump Goes Wrong
Okay, usually you’re making the motorcycle jump over something else. Bet you need you were wearing a helmet for your nuts, smart guy.
22. Pogo Stick with The Face
This kid’s reaction is pretty great, and minus any of the profanities I’d have used.
21. Don’t Piss Off The Horse
This little brat deserves what she gets. And once in slow motion for good measure.
20. Magic Show Volunteer
The geniuses at 5 Second Films are experts inside the quick hit, and this one is one of their funniest gags.
19. News Anchor Vs. Giant Seagull
Amazingly enough, that wasn’t even the end story of the day.
18. Mustache On The folk’s Court
The highest People’s Court closing interview of all time.
17. Chuck Storm Reporting Blooper
He puts the ” action” in Action News!
16. Roof Jump Miss
The sound this dude makes when he blows the jump is astounding. It’s like ” Heygull!” and then he hits the ground.
15. Saran Wrap And Syrup
Like many great pranks, this one gets better with the addition of slow motion.
14. Wal-Mart Moonwalk
This almost makes going to Wal-Mart seem fun. Almost.
13. 64098
Sometimes the fat kid just ain’t hungry indeed.
12. Go, Dog, Go
They say it is easy to’t teach an old dog new tricks. They lied.
11. Banana Man
I’d let this guy sell me bananas any day of the week and twice on Sundays.
10. Tabasco Within the Eye
Some poor chump drips Tabasco sauce into his eye. I don’t think i’ll handle it if this video was to any extent further than 19 seconds.
9. Tech Watch Puke
What happens once you take the 360 and add the DSP? Projectile vomiting, apparently.
8. The last word Bitchslap
You haven’t been truly bitchslapped until you’ve been bitchslapped by a guy in a cowboy hat and tighty whiteys.
7. Raptors Mascot Eats It
Bad things happening to mascots is usually funny.
6. Backyard Wrestler Entrance Fail
You know you’re hardcore after you start taking bumps before the match even starts.
5. Zombie Fish Punch
What do you do with a zombie fish? Punch it within the mush, needless to say.
4. Tyra Banks – Kiss My Fat Ass
Can you sum up Tyra Banks in five seconds? Heck yeah you might.
3. Van Stoppie
Forget every negative thing I’ve ever said about soccer moms and minivans. This owns.
2. Vending Machine Backflip
Let’s do another parkour fail for the road, shall we? Nice visor, holmes.
1. Garbage Day!
And to close, slightly piece of magic from Silent Night, Deadly Night. Garbage day indeed.
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