The Pool Noodle Girlfriend [Weird]

The Pool Noodle Girlfriend, courtesy of the weirdos at Vice , is a masturbatory contraption comprised of a pool noodle, a number of condoms, and a plunger. I am hoping your Friday night doesn’t resemble this in anyway.

Here’s the inventor recounting his Eureka! moment:

I cut it up while I was on the can taking a shit so nobody would inquire from me what the fuck I was doing. I was shoving a condom into this thing, and then I saw the plunger and something caused another. I believe I was plunging the condom into the slit with the plunger and I assumed, ” Ahh fucking hell! i’ll stick this to the mirror.” And that’s mainly it.

I’m gonna go drink a number of FourLokos and take a look at to forget I ever saw this. [ Viceland ]

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This post is tagged: contraption, friday night, girlfriend, inventor, taking a shit