Kim Kardashian Will Teach Your Kids the cost of Plastic [Celebrities]

If Kim Kardashian is so hard to maintain with, why does she keep stoning up in my news feed? And why in the world does she wish to shove a credit card into the hands of my (hypothetical) babies?

The Kardashian Prepaid MasterCards are real, and are being marketed to teens and oldsters who don’t know any better. The good thing about a Kardashian Prepaid MasterCard, in line with some anonymous shill:

” Teens do not spend their money as their parents think they do,” a rep for Mobile Resource, that is launching the card, said. ” And, drugs are a gigantic problem in this country. I give my son a small amount of money and track his spending on his card.”

That’s just simple mathematics:

• Cash + Kids = Drugs

• (Kim Kardashian x MasterCard) + Kids – Cash = No Drugs

Parents will reportedly be capable of keep up with their kids’ expenditures with cellphones, presumably through some variety of app.

So, thank you Kim! For teaching future generations concerning the value of a troublesome-earned dollar, and for giving us an excuse to run that picture. [ NY Post ; Image credit: WWTDD ]

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