100 People I Hate on Facebook [Comment]

Dec 14th 2010
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The friending, the liking, the status updating: One day we all grow to hate it, but we will’t stop.

Facebook is made of those banquet guests who just won’t leave notwithstanding it’s late and everyone else left two hours ago. After a long time, everything anyone does on Facebook becomes irritating.

With that in mind, listed here are a hundred people I hate on Facebook (edited down from my original list of 500 million).

Folks who have the most recent profile
Those who still have the old profile
Those who are always on Facebook
Those that manifest once a month and think they have got the precise to chime in
Individuals who check-in
People that have a birthday today
Those that friend everybody
People that only friend people they know well
Those that friend me.
Those that share their travel plans by listing the airport codes of the two cities separated by a bit arrow. Goto -> hell
Those who think it’s concerning the journey
Those who think ” LOL!” counts as quality feedback
Those that think elaborating on a joke is a similar as making a joke
Those that complain about their relationships
Those who try convince us their relationships are totally awesome
People that change their relationship status before telling me their relationship status has changed
Those that ” like” my wife (keep your thumbs-up faraway from my woman)
Those who announce they’re going to be offline for awhile
Individuals who play Farmville
Folks that complain about people that play Farmville without first seeing how irritating it truly is for themselves
People you who regularly tag you in their photo albums when it’s clearly a respectable photo of them and a nasty photo of you
Those that share party photos with people that weren’t invited to the party
Those that post personal messages publicly (” Great seeing you last night!” )
Attractive people that aggressively share photos
Those who post happy messages within the morning
People who find themselves selling something
Folks that use Facebook to promote their company
People that use it for personal reasons
Individuals who use it for political reasons
Those who are overly captivated with my updates
Those that ignore my updates
Those who share articles I’ve already seen
Those who share articles i’d have otherwise missed
Those who comment on the Facebook blurb about a piece of writing without actually reading the item
Those who never comment about anything
Those who post their tweets to Facebook
Folks that specialize in superficial things
Folks that use Facebook to discus anything of meaning
Those who post mysterious status updates with a purpose to get others to comment: ” OMG, what do you mean? Everything OK?”
Folks that comment: ” OMG, what do you mean?”
Those who respond to rhetorical statements
Folks that just changed their profile photo
People that were hot as hell in seventh grade but who never share any current photos (and never apologize for ignoring you in Junior High)
Those that were ugly in junior high and resent people who at the very least were attractive for ages
Those who see child abuse as a significant problem and then who think: ” Maybe a cartoon avatar would help?”
People to whom I am clearly superior but who think I should make the first friending move
Inferior Those who dare to send a pal request
Those who in 2007 said, ” Facebook has peaked, what’s the subsequent thing?”
Those who are too old for these things
Those people who are too young for these items
Those who think they’re the first ones to assert, ” I wish FB had a hate button.”
Those people who are overly nice
Folks that share joy
Those who I’ve known since childhood
People I just met.
Those that complain
People with ugly kid photos
Those whose kids are more photogenic than mine
People who attempt to chat although we haven’t seen each other for five years
Those that try and chat although we talk everyday
People that attempt to chat
Those that go offline once I attempt to chat with them
People that poke me.
Those that wish me happy birthday on Facebook
Those who don’t
People that see you in person and then repeat an identical story they already posted to Facebook and then just stand there until you are saying, ” OK, like.”
Folks that post what they simply ate or anything about their digestive system
People that share their exercise session
Individuals who share their schedule
Those who share
Folks that you need to be clever
People that you have to be funny
People with the most effective of intentions
Those who find themselves thoughtful
Those who type before thinking
Those who complain about changes made to Facebook
Those who passively comply with changes on Facebook
Those that refuse to exploit Facebook because everyone else is using it
Those who use the @ sign even if that only works on another site
Individuals who think ” I made some changes to my profile page” is a sound answer to the question: ” What did you do today?”
People you don’t know comment on photos of your relations
Folks that ask favors
Folks that share that they’re sick, feel good, can’t sleep or just wakened
Those that post concerning the weather
People that mention anything concerning Burning Man
Those who share stuff that everyone on the earth has already seen, get no response, and then share it again
Folks that aren’t sure about a joke they wish to make and in order that they preface it with: ” Overheard:”
Folks who use the phrase ” note to self” anywhere apart from within the silent privacy of their own mind
People that write wonderful things about their new boyfriend although we will all see that the dude is a chump and a similar person will probably be writing terrible things about him in a couple of months and then expecting us to be surprised and supportive
Individuals who think mentioning something about Darfur is going to somehow benefit the folks in Darfur because every little bit counts
Those that can’t accept that not all cats are cute and/or interesting
Those that believe that you simply’ll be at liberty about their luck
Those who find themselves wildly uninteresting and painfully unfunny yet have much more friends than I do
Folks who write the phrase: ” Um…OK”
Individuals who post song lyrics
Those who share YouTube videos that have already been viewed 400 million times
Folks that make snarky comments about Sarah Palin
Those people who are Sarah Palin
Those that stay on Facebook despite the fact that they hate everyone on it
Those who use Friendster