The Santa Chronicles: A Inspect the Shady Life of the fellow in Red [History]

You almost certainly don’t give Santa a re-assessment after you see him in a department store or on a street corner every December…but maybe it is advisable.

SANTA COPS

By December 2001, Mafia fugitive Francesco Farina were on the run from Sicilian police for more than five years. Holed up in what he thought was an awesome hideout -a flat in downtown Catania- Farina was in a position to look out his window and spot whether the cops were closing in on him. But all he saw were the regular assortment of Christmas shoppers, schoolchildren, and a Santa Claus ho-ho-hoing in the street corner. a number of days before Christmas, thinking that the coast was clear, Farina decided to head out on the city. Bad idea: the fellow inside the red suit wasn’t Santa in the end. A succession of surveillance cops dressed as Santa had kept their eyes on Farina, who ended up spending Christmas in jail.

SANTA’S FISTS OF FURY

An unidentified Santa was cruising down a LeHigh Acres, Florida street in his convertible when he was approached by 20-year-old Jonathan Danzey, who asked Santa for a present. Informed there was nothing for him in Santa’;s sack, Danzey got angry. Words were exchanged, Santa got out of the auto, and Danzey tried to punch him. In step with Katherine Phillips, who witnessed the altercation, ” Santa Claus whipped his butt.” He ripped Danzey’s shirt, knocked him to the ground, then drove away.  The cops soon arrived and arrested Danzey on drunk and disorderly charges. ” He won, ” Danzey conceded, ” but he was stronger and more soberer.”

SANTAS ON THE RUN

One of the oddest sights inside the history of sports came about in Newtown, Wales, in December 2002. More than 1,000 runners -both male and female- participated in a four-mile race for charity …all dressed in full Santa Claus garb: black boots, red pants, red coat, and a huge white beard. Said one of many runners: ” It’s an awful lot easier to run in a Santa suit than to attempt to hold a standard conversation in one.”

SANTA PROTESTORS

What if Santa were banned from Christmas? That’s what they tried to do within the small town of Kensington, Maryland in 2001. A number of the townspeople complained that it made them feel uncomfortable having a ” religious figure” participate within the annual tree-lighting ceremony, so town fathers decided to ask Santa to stay home. Unfortunately, not everyone in town agreed with the decision. Result: 50 Santas showed up and marched on City Hall. Pro- and anti-Santa factions clashed; one Santa was arrested.

SANTA MELTDOWN

Shortly before Christmas in 1999, Kelley Fornatoro placed her 19-month-old son next to Santa for a holiday portrait in a Woodland Hills, California shopping mall. The infant immediately started crying. So Fornatoro suggested that Santa put his arm around the boy to calm him down. That’s when Santa had a fit of his own. ” I can’t imprison your child!” he yelled at her. ” Was it worth it if you want to torture your child for a picture? You need to be an evil person.” As Fornatoro retrieved her baby, she said she’d be filing a formal complaint. ” You could complain about me in order for you, but I am Santa Claus. I am the correct person on the earth!” Then he got really mad. While parents rushed to cover their shocked children’s eyes, Santa began undressing. He took off his hat, beard, wig, coat, and belt, and was right down to his red, baggy pants and a tank top when security guards escorted him out of the building.

THE SANTA

In a quest to search out Great Britain’s ultimate Santa, organizers at Guinness World Records sponsored the first-ever ” Santathon” in December 2001. The event included a field of eight top contenders donned in full beards, red suits, and black boots. Competitive events included sack-hauling, pie eating, chimney climbing, stocking filling, and ho-ho-hoing. First prize was awarded to David Broughton-Davis, 43, from Croydon, an expert department store Santa. ” I’m not very proud to admit that my best event was eating three large mince pies,” Broughton-David lamented after being awarded the Golden Boots trophy. ” I just wish that event hadn’t taken place before the chimney climb. It was hard on the stomach.”

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The article above was reprinted with permission from Uncle John’s Unstoppable Bathroom Reader .

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