The beautiful Lamp, the Hooker and the Spotlight Test [Lighting]

A hooker once told me: ” Once you take a woman, you should definitely get her throughout the spotlight test.” I asked: ” What’s that?”

She replied: ” Just slowly take them under one of several halogen lights within the club while chatting, then take a look at her. You will note if she’s all make up or if she’s for real.”

So why I’m telling you all this? Well, to make a protracted story short: Somebody pasted a type of weird Florida stories (where all weird things happen) in Gizmodo’s campfire a couple of minutes ago. Here’s the transcript of-most of-the conversation:

Rosa G. My particular area only has awkward strippers.

Jesus a hooker once told me: ” Before you get any girl, make sure you do the spotlight test.” I asked: ” what’s the spotlight test?” She said: ” Just slowly take them under one of many halogen lights inside the club while talking, then look into her” .

Jesus that stripper would fail the spotlight test

Spratt If only all stories could begin with ” a hooker once told me:”

Rosa G. At the very least one post a day should start that way

Sam B. theme week

Jesus ok, I suppose that’s a challenge. maybe not one a day, but one today

Rosa G. That may be a challenge, Diaz.

Jesus Spotters, find me a story about lighting

So, hereto I present you with LICHTKISTE. $318. It’s a stunning light. And this, my friends, is how Gizmodo articles are made. [ Clemens Tissi via Mocoloco ]

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