Hey Bro, Foursquare Will Totally Show You one of the best Spots to pick out Up Desperate Chicks [GPS]

Dude…it’s like 1am and that chick you got 5 drinks for totally bailed along with her cockblocking grenade friend. SUCKS BRO! Luckily there’s this new Foursquare utility, which’ll lead us to the promised land of drunk-ass breezies all the way down to hook up!

So this thing, called Ratio Finder or something, will make maps using stuff that Foursquare, like, um, tells them. (Bro Speak Translation: Ratio Finder pulls data from the Foursquare API and uses it to devise density maps based on gender.) Bro, we will totally creep on girls, and narrow it right down to ones who are eating, shopping, or clubbing, Then it’ll use pink circles to tell us where there are mad chicks, and blue circles to warn us about sausagefests.

But in the event you don’t live in San Francisco or Big apple, you’re totally not getting laid…bro. [ Ratio Finder via Newsweek via Neatorama ]

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