Crapgadget: ‘blurring the road between comical and offensive’ edition

Simply because the flow of Crapgadgets has apparently slowed from an outpouring to an insignificant flood doesn’t mean we haven’t been dutifully collecting the worst of the bad over the last few months. Without further ado, we present to you the most recent edition, complete with a handful of this quarter’s most atrocious / splendiferous gadgets. Frankly, it’s a chore just deciding where to begin — should we extol the portable speaker kit with an utterly unnecessary Core i5 label at the outside, or give priority to Thanko’s heated mousepad / hand-engulfing cat face? On second thought, maybe it’s the real wood stick-on that allows every smartphone owner to literally knock on wood whenever the mood strikes. Unfortunately for us, there’s also an iPhone 4 steering wheel to think about, let alone a stick figure speaker with a questionable audio jack and a retrofied telephone with an integrated reading light. Have a peek at each below, and tell us inside the poll below that’s most abhorrent. And remember, honesty really is the most effective policy.

Read – Portable speaker kit, Core i5-powered!
Read – Audiobot, who could use a zippered fly
Read – Thanko’s cat face / mousepad / warmer
Read – Knock On Wood iPhone stick-on
Read – iPhone 4 steering wheel (with speakers!)
Read – USB retro telephone (with alarm clock!)

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This post is tagged: alarm clock, outpouring, reading light, second thought, speaker kit, steering wheel, stick figure