Don: “Knowing my luck, if i purchase this now they’ll have an iPhone 4 with a Bold keyboard on sale next week.”
Darren: “Do you guys sell a vegan model?”
Michael: “At Tesco, we’ve got raspberries, strawberries, and… ThunderBerries?”
Tim: “With Android, are you presupposed to squeeze it or shake it to inform if it’s ripe?”
Chris: “You will see it within the toothpaste aisle of your local food market.”
Myriam: “Behold the will Torch, a brand new AndroBerry phone from HTRIM… now available within the cheese aisle.”
Richard Lai: “By popular demand we have got extended our Tesco Mobile Rewards offer to our shanzhai range.”
Sean Hollister: “And Tesco embraced fragmentation, the sole way it knew how.”
Vlad: “Hey, if RIM’s gonna use our apps on its tablet, then we’re gonna use its buttons on our phones. Fair’s fair.”
[Thanks, Matt O.]
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