We’ve seen some pretty fancy cans in our time, but perhaps none as tricked out as Kohler’s latest $6,400 john. The Numi does on the subject of everything for you, apart from the stuff that, well, only you are able to do. Looking something corresponding to a posh pop-top waste bin, Numi comes complete with a self-opening and shutting lid so that you never must touch the bathroom seat; a self-cleaning bidet with adjustable controls for temperature and water pressure; heating elements to maintain your toes and tush toasty; an illuminated panel for nighttime rendezvous; a built-in speaker system that connects to a remote docking station to make certain only you recognize exactly what you’re doing in there; and a deodorizing element that sucks air from the bowl through a charcoal filter. For sure, no connected appliance will be complete with no touchscreen, and the Numi’s no exception; it has a splash panel remote that you’ll be able to use to set on your specifications. Now, that’s what we call a porcelain throne. Look at the ridiculously lavish promo video after the break.
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