Caption Contest: iPad hat is so last season

Fashion genius or major faux pas? Obviously the latter. Really, who will be seen in public wearing last year’s iPad on their head? This woman, apparently, who donned an extremely feathery contraption before heading to the Royal Ascot horse race, where one’s social status is dictated largely by the caliber in their hat. We’ve it on good authority that the Galaxy Tab 8.9 would be the hot ticket next season.

Terrence: “Hey, my eyes are down here, buddy.”
Brad: “You possibly can look, but you can not multitouch.”
Zach H.: “i cannot believe you gave me a frozen iPad. You believe you studied it’ll thaw after an hour or two inside the sun?”
Brian: “i do know I had it with me once I left for work this morning…”
Michael: “I went to Cupertino and all I got was this lousy hat!”
Zach L.: “This can be sooo the last time I let Jonathan Ive design my wardrobe.”
Christopher: “iPad-toting parrots reportedly dive-bombed attendees of the 2011 Royal Ascot.”
Tim: “Oh do not get so excited, it’s only a big iPhone hat.”
Richard Lai: “My husband insisted.”
Joe Pollicino: “iPad 2 shipping delays made for something rather old-hat.”
Don: “I asked the stylist for something magical.”
Darren: “Believe it or not, i did not also have to jailbreak!”
Dana: “Sorry, dahling, but when you do not have an iPad hat, well, you do not have an iPad hat.”

[Image credit: Getty Images]