Pioneer intros Hello Kitty cordless phone, calls the ’90s to gloat

Is your passion for cordless phones only matched by your love of Hello Kitty ? Boy have we got the product for you. From a technical standpoint, the TF-FN2000 is a largely unexceptional cordless phone / answering machine combo with a display that gives up phone numbers and missed calls. This edition does has a secret weapon, however: it’s pink, covered in hearts and has a picture of an adorable white cat with a bow. If that’s more than enough for you — and also you happen to live in Japan — the telephone may be available in early October. No word yet on pricing.