Mamma Mia — it’s ‘a me good deal of Marios! If we were you, Bowser , we’d return Her Majesty to Mushroom Kingdom without delay. Okay, okay… in reality, the above was merely Nintendo hyping the imminent US release of its psychedelic-consuming plumber’s first 3DS title, Super Mario 3D Land. So there isn’t any should worry folks, Ms. Peach is safe — a minimum of until you get your grubby paws at the game come November 13th, which is.
Darren: “Mario has sabotaged the Beastie Boys’ redux of Sabotage.”
Terrence: “Occupy Mushroom Kingdom.”
Joe: “Will the true Super Mario please jump up?”
Mat: “Someone got the infinite lives cheat massively, massively wrong.”
Sean: “The Mario family reunion took a turn for the awkward when Luigi realized he was the best attendee out of uniform.”
Tim: “It’s ‘a me… your worst nightmare.”
Richard Lai: “I ate the inaccurate mushroom.”
Jon: “After defeating multiple Agent Smiths, Neo finds that he advances to level 2 within the Matrix…”
Brian: “Moments later, the mob located a pet store, went to town at the turtle tank and escaped safely in the course of the toilet.”
Myriam: “Where’s Waldo?”
Billy: “The primary rule of Project Mayhem is…”
Brad: “This would’ve made that lousy Super Mario Bros. movie lots better.”
Amar: “King Hippo + $2 Taco Night = this”
Richard Lawler: “And never a single flying Cape Feather was since day.”
Josh Fruhlinger: “Another Sunday in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.”
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